1 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:02,592 - Darrowby 2297. - Hello, Mrs Pumphrey's butler here. 2 00:01:02,593 --> 00:01:05,809 - Yes, Francois, Flop Bot again? - Non, Tricki's struggling to breathe. 3 00:01:05,811 --> 00:01:08,392 - That does sound bad. - Mrs Pumphrey would like you to come. 4 00:01:08,393 --> 00:01:12,873 - All right, I'll be there as soon as I can. - Merci. Thank you. 5 00:01:15,471 --> 00:01:19,471 Maggie! Maggie, come on wake up. Come on. It's seven o'clock. 6 00:01:19,472 --> 00:01:20,752 Oh, bugger! 7 00:01:22,633 --> 00:01:25,072 Come on. I'll see you later. 8 00:01:25,073 --> 00:01:27,473 - If you're in the pub. - See you later. 9 00:01:29,209 --> 00:01:30,512 Quiet down Jess! 10 00:01:30,513 --> 00:01:33,180 - In here. - Wait, Tristan! 11 00:01:40,113 --> 00:01:42,953 - Morning. - Oh. Thank you, John. 12 00:02:02,073 --> 00:02:03,873 Good morning, Mrs Hall. 13 00:02:05,713 --> 00:02:07,847 You were wearing that yesterday. 14 00:02:08,513 --> 00:02:10,832 Just... trying to ease the laundry 15 00:02:10,833 --> 00:02:13,032 burden before I leave for college next week. 16 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:15,952 - Morning. - Just the man. For what exactly? 17 00:02:15,953 --> 00:02:17,712 It's only a week before I go 18 00:02:17,713 --> 00:02:20,272 and there's that small matter of my cheque. 19 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:22,927 - Cheque. What cheque? - For food. Lodgings. 20 00:02:22,929 --> 00:02:25,619 Oh, don't worry about that. You're family. Happy to help. 21 00:02:25,621 --> 00:02:29,072 - No. So I can go back to college? - Oh, I see. 22 00:02:29,073 --> 00:02:31,432 - You're not leaving today, are you? - No, but... 23 00:02:31,433 --> 00:02:34,858 Cos there's a list of medicines to make up, as long as your arm. 24 00:02:34,860 --> 00:02:35,833 Be glad to. 25 00:02:35,834 --> 00:02:39,472 Oh, and would you mind answering the phone, morning and night. 26 00:02:39,473 --> 00:02:41,873 James and Mrs Hall are far too busy. 27 00:02:42,713 --> 00:02:44,593 Stay calm. Don't enrage him. 28 00:02:46,073 --> 00:02:48,632 Siegfried? Don't! 29 00:02:48,633 --> 00:02:50,792 Don't what? 30 00:02:50,793 --> 00:02:54,393 Don't you think we do as well to just get it over with? 31 00:02:54,394 --> 00:02:57,154 Once you've convinced me you deserve it. 32 00:02:59,127 --> 00:03:01,566 I thought you wanted me to go to college. 33 00:03:01,568 --> 00:03:03,512 No. I want you to pass your exams. 34 00:03:03,513 --> 00:03:04,832 I know from bitter experience, 35 00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:07,272 that one is not necessarily followed by the other. 36 00:03:07,273 --> 00:03:09,472 It'll be different this time. I'll apply myself. 37 00:03:09,473 --> 00:03:13,472 Hudson's instrument please. If you want that cheque Tristan, 38 00:03:13,473 --> 00:03:16,274 - you'll need to earn it. - What are you doing? 39 00:03:20,161 --> 00:03:21,231 Thank you. 40 00:03:24,755 --> 00:03:27,112 It's a lot of money, you can't just expect him 41 00:03:27,113 --> 00:03:29,440 to hand it over just like that. 42 00:03:29,474 --> 00:03:32,516 Especially if he thinks you're gonna waste it. Stop that. 43 00:03:32,518 --> 00:03:34,472 - Agh! - You'll make the wall grubby. 44 00:03:34,473 --> 00:03:36,672 Keep your nose clean, stay out of his whisky, 45 00:03:36,673 --> 00:03:37,992 and don't give him any excuse. 46 00:03:37,993 --> 00:03:40,632 Oh, you know me, good as gold. 47 00:03:40,633 --> 00:03:42,353 That your shade? 48 00:03:44,673 --> 00:03:46,873 Ah, we fell asleep on the sofa. 49 00:03:51,433 --> 00:03:52,793 Hop it, you. 50 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:55,233 Thank you. 51 00:03:58,793 --> 00:04:00,113 Only one more week. 52 00:04:23,193 --> 00:04:27,193 - Good morning, Mrs Pumphrey. - Oh, thank you so much for coming. 53 00:04:27,194 --> 00:04:29,394 Let's take a look at you, Tricki. 54 00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:45,072 Can you hear all that rasping and wheezing? 55 00:04:45,073 --> 00:04:49,312 It's like he's got a little steam train inside him? 56 00:04:49,313 --> 00:04:51,647 I asked Francois to build the fires 57 00:04:51,648 --> 00:04:55,552 - up, but it hasn't made much difference. - It's not the cold. 58 00:04:55,553 --> 00:04:59,472 Don't tell me it's the Spanish Flu. I couldn't bare it. 59 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:02,552 I've never heard of that crossing over into the canine species before. 60 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:05,472 It's not, a weak heart? 61 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:08,912 You've been sticking to the diet I prescribed? 62 00:05:08,913 --> 00:05:10,952 To the letter, Mr Herriot. 63 00:05:10,953 --> 00:05:13,752 One cup of biscuits, twice daily? 64 00:05:13,753 --> 00:05:16,112 Perhaps not every letter. 65 00:05:16,113 --> 00:05:22,392 We all need the odd treat or life becomes a little dull. 66 00:05:22,393 --> 00:05:24,152 Don't you think? 67 00:05:24,153 --> 00:05:26,872 Tricki-woo is becoming dangerously overweight. 68 00:05:26,873 --> 00:05:29,873 - He's struggling to breathe. - He's going to die. 69 00:05:29,874 --> 00:05:31,752 He's not going to die. 70 00:05:31,753 --> 00:05:35,272 But he's been so listless, Mr Herriot. 71 00:05:35,273 --> 00:05:39,792 I thought he must be suffering from malnutrition, so I've been 72 00:05:39,793 --> 00:05:43,860 giving him a little extra between meals, just to build him up. 73 00:05:43,861 --> 00:05:45,232 Dare I ask? 74 00:05:45,233 --> 00:05:47,912 A little calf's foot jelly, 75 00:05:47,913 --> 00:05:52,152 uh, cod liver oil, beef Wellington. 76 00:05:52,153 --> 00:05:57,233 And a bowl of Horlicks at night to help him sleep. 77 00:06:04,153 --> 00:06:09,112 Oh, dear, he's never been away from home before. 78 00:06:09,113 --> 00:06:13,072 - Are you sure this is quite necessary? - Absolutely. 79 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:15,272 We'll keep him at Skeldale House under observation. 80 00:06:15,273 --> 00:06:18,407 That way, we can rule out anything more serious. 81 00:06:22,553 --> 00:06:26,352 - What's all this? - Oh, just a few essentials for Tricki. 82 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:28,393 Can't have him going without. 83 00:06:29,553 --> 00:06:31,713 Oh, goodbye, my precious! 84 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,672 Oh, this is too tragic. 85 00:06:35,673 --> 00:06:39,073 I'll take good care of him. You have my word. 86 00:06:50,273 --> 00:06:52,912 Vomiting again, he is. 87 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:56,113 What did he have for breakfast? 88 00:07:02,541 --> 00:07:04,552 Oh, right. Any odds and sods. 89 00:07:04,553 --> 00:07:06,992 Leftovers from my dinner, bones from the butcher. 90 00:07:06,993 --> 00:07:08,552 I catch him eating newspaper. 91 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,592 Well, I think probably his diet 92 00:07:10,593 --> 00:07:12,952 might have something to do with his upset stomach. 93 00:07:12,953 --> 00:07:15,272 Oh, I can't afford to be giving him the tip-top stuff. 94 00:07:15,273 --> 00:07:18,952 All right. 95 00:07:18,953 --> 00:07:21,687 Would you have a closer look at him, then? 96 00:07:22,753 --> 00:07:25,192 Easy now. 97 00:07:25,193 --> 00:07:26,792 Err, he seems lively enough. 98 00:07:26,793 --> 00:07:29,527 Let's, erm, try some different medication. 99 00:07:29,528 --> 00:07:31,728 See if that settles things down. 100 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:43,913 What are you up to in here? 101 00:07:43,914 --> 00:07:46,314 Preparing the medicines, as ordered. 102 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:58,777 Five drops in his water, every day. 103 00:07:59,409 --> 00:08:01,792 - How much will that be then? - Oh, don't worry about that. 104 00:08:01,793 --> 00:08:04,712 We'll save that for you and Clancy. 105 00:08:04,713 --> 00:08:06,232 What's all this? 106 00:08:06,233 --> 00:08:10,233 Tricki's essentials. He's here for a period of convalescence. 107 00:08:10,234 --> 00:08:13,301 Err, he won't be needing his hamper of goodies. 108 00:08:13,302 --> 00:08:17,672 Oh, don't be too hasty, James, we need to ease the poor boy in. 109 00:08:17,673 --> 00:08:20,712 Just pop it on the table over there. 110 00:08:20,713 --> 00:08:22,113 Thank you, Charlie. 111 00:08:25,513 --> 00:08:27,872 That dog is an absolute disgrace. 112 00:08:27,873 --> 00:08:31,140 It's not his fault. Mrs Pumphrey overindulges him. 113 00:08:31,141 --> 00:08:33,592 All the fine foods, the pampering. 114 00:08:33,593 --> 00:08:35,873 It's done him no good whatsoever. 115 00:08:37,673 --> 00:08:39,472 He's been spoilt. 116 00:08:39,473 --> 00:08:42,483 - I know it comes from a place of love. - Well, of sorts. 117 00:08:42,485 --> 00:08:45,380 He's learnt so many bad habits, the eating, the lack of exercise. 118 00:08:45,982 --> 00:08:48,952 The inability to carry out the most basic of instructions! 119 00:08:48,953 --> 00:08:50,592 I don't know. 120 00:08:50,593 --> 00:08:52,792 He gives paw pretty well. Paw. 121 00:08:54,313 --> 00:08:56,512 He can't even answer the bloody phone! 122 00:08:56,513 --> 00:08:59,780 The phone? I mean, I don't know how he ever would, 123 00:08:59,781 --> 00:09:02,115 that would be fairly extraordinary. 124 00:09:02,116 --> 00:09:03,472 Siegfried? 125 00:09:03,473 --> 00:09:06,952 - Can you in fact hear that? - What? - Don't worry. I'll get it. 126 00:09:06,953 --> 00:09:08,925 No, you won't! Don't you dare! It's his job. 127 00:09:08,927 --> 00:09:10,912 I told him to do it, and he'll damn well do it. 128 00:09:10,913 --> 00:09:12,672 Don't you walk away when I'm talking to you! 129 00:09:12,673 --> 00:09:14,633 Well, I thought you wanted me to answer the phone. 130 00:09:14,634 --> 00:09:17,072 - Can no-one hear that? - Don't answer it! He has to do it. 131 00:09:17,073 --> 00:09:19,312 Genuinely no idea what you want me to do. 132 00:09:19,313 --> 00:09:21,780 I'm fed up to the back teeth with you! 133 00:09:21,781 --> 00:09:24,700 All you do is laze around, fattening yourself, while I foot the bill! 134 00:09:24,701 --> 00:09:27,912 - Ow! - Well, you can wave goodbye to your cheque, 135 00:09:27,913 --> 00:09:30,313 until you buck your bloody ideas up! 136 00:09:36,153 --> 00:09:38,113 Darrowby 2297. 137 00:09:49,593 --> 00:09:53,327 Oh, don't worry. I'll give these a good scrub afterwards. 138 00:09:53,328 --> 00:09:54,648 Mm... 139 00:09:56,193 --> 00:09:58,927 I'm going to get you fighting fit, Tricki. 140 00:10:01,353 --> 00:10:03,552 Shouldn't you be making yourself useful? 141 00:10:03,553 --> 00:10:06,792 Hm? Oh, my brother's little tantrum yesterday? 142 00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:08,752 No, I wouldn't worry about that, 143 00:10:08,753 --> 00:10:11,220 Mrs H, he'll want me gone soon enough. 144 00:10:11,221 --> 00:10:15,488 Well, that may be so, but it mightn't be to where you want to be. 145 00:10:17,153 --> 00:10:19,220 Let me help you with that, Jim. 146 00:10:20,352 --> 00:10:21,952 Good morning, Siegfried. 147 00:10:21,953 --> 00:10:24,152 How much did you say it was Jim? An ounce of biscuits? 148 00:10:24,153 --> 00:10:25,487 An ounce and a half. 149 00:10:25,488 --> 00:10:27,447 Jim has left me in charge of Tricki today. 150 00:10:27,448 --> 00:10:29,872 - More fool him. - Actually, Tris... 151 00:10:29,873 --> 00:10:31,872 James is needed up at Dobson's. 152 00:10:31,873 --> 00:10:33,392 Helen called last night, 153 00:10:33,393 --> 00:10:35,793 her bull's having trouble performing. 154 00:10:35,794 --> 00:10:37,952 She asked for him specifically. 155 00:10:37,953 --> 00:10:40,287 - Oh, that'll be awkward! - Why's that? 156 00:10:40,288 --> 00:10:41,912 It won't be. It's not. 157 00:10:41,913 --> 00:10:44,552 Go on, then, James, you've a few to get through this morning. 158 00:10:44,553 --> 00:10:46,792 I promised Mrs Pumphrey I'd take good care of him... 159 00:10:46,793 --> 00:10:49,860 Which is why you entrusted me with Tricki, hey? 160 00:10:49,861 --> 00:10:50,912 Ooh! 161 00:10:50,913 --> 00:10:53,714 Oh, you're not afraid of that little thing? 162 00:10:53,715 --> 00:10:56,849 Being fearful is the sign of a higher intellect. 163 00:10:56,850 --> 00:11:00,392 He needs regular exercise and lots of water. 164 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:03,127 Yes, yes. I think I can just about manage. 165 00:11:07,193 --> 00:11:10,460 - Will you come to church with me this morning? - Yes. 166 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,901 Lord knows I have enough to pray for. 167 00:11:15,713 --> 00:11:19,112 - I'm doing your favourite, roast beef. - Ooh! 168 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:21,552 Make sure you earn it. 169 00:11:21,553 --> 00:11:23,153 - Understood. - Shall we? 170 00:11:33,473 --> 00:11:35,912 Sorry, Tricki, doctor's orders! 171 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,792 - Morning.. - Thanks for coming. 172 00:11:54,793 --> 00:11:57,072 I thought you were gonna put lead in his pencil, 173 00:11:57,073 --> 00:11:59,712 not a bullet in the back of his head. No offence, lad. 174 00:11:59,713 --> 00:12:02,272 Now, Mr Dobson. You know James was in the right on that one. 175 00:12:02,273 --> 00:12:03,423 Mm, aye. 176 00:12:03,424 --> 00:12:06,874 I understand Clive's having some difficulty serving the cows. 177 00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:09,275 Aye, he's not showing much interest. 178 00:12:09,276 --> 00:12:12,072 Much? He's not been up on any of 'em. 179 00:12:12,073 --> 00:12:14,232 You said your bull will perform. 180 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:18,167 And if he don't get 'em knocked up, then I shan't be paying. 181 00:12:20,953 --> 00:12:23,432 - How long's Clive been in with them? - A week now. 182 00:12:23,433 --> 00:12:25,632 Mr Dobson's been giving his cows plenty of water, 183 00:12:25,633 --> 00:12:27,152 so he should smell 'em well enough. 184 00:12:27,153 --> 00:12:28,392 Has this happened before? 185 00:12:28,393 --> 00:12:32,154 Never. Most of the time it's getting him to stop that's the trouble. 186 00:12:32,156 --> 00:12:34,507 From my experience that's often the way. 187 00:12:34,508 --> 00:12:35,552 Really? 188 00:12:36,393 --> 00:12:38,232 With bulls. 189 00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:40,392 Shall we take a look at him? 190 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,872 Hello, old friend. Remember me? 191 00:13:00,393 --> 00:13:01,593 Tricki. 192 00:13:03,313 --> 00:13:04,913 Oi, Tricki. 193 00:13:10,513 --> 00:13:14,047 - You left Tricki in the care of Tristan? - He'll be fine. 194 00:13:15,193 --> 00:13:17,153 He will, won't he? 195 00:13:18,352 --> 00:13:20,152 Is it all right down there? 196 00:13:20,153 --> 00:13:22,553 Impressive... and healthy. 197 00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:26,192 We'll give him a shot of testosterone, 198 00:13:26,193 --> 00:13:28,112 see if that gets him going. 199 00:13:28,113 --> 00:13:31,647 Any idea how long that'll take before it as an effect? 200 00:13:31,648 --> 00:13:33,968 - Should be fairly immediate. - Good. 201 00:13:37,645 --> 00:13:40,312 I don't know how you Dales farmers do it, 202 00:13:40,313 --> 00:13:42,952 your livelihood's constantly at the mercy of nature. 203 00:13:42,953 --> 00:13:45,632 We do our best to keep up with the rent, Hugh's good to us, 204 00:13:45,633 --> 00:13:47,833 not that I like to ask it of him. 205 00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:49,192 He's your landlord? 206 00:13:49,193 --> 00:13:50,712 Since he inherited the estate. 207 00:13:50,713 --> 00:13:53,312 He lost his father around the same time I did my mam. 208 00:13:53,313 --> 00:13:54,832 That's really what got us together. 209 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:58,832 I got the impression it had been going on longer. 210 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,832 We've knocked about together since we were kids, 211 00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:04,300 well, when he wasn't away at his school, at any rate. 212 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,301 That should perk him up a bit. 213 00:14:06,302 --> 00:14:09,152 Right. Don't you be shy, this time. 214 00:14:09,153 --> 00:14:11,632 We should probably make a quick exit, 215 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:14,833 the testosterone might make him a tad aggressive. 216 00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:17,352 Hello, Mr Herriot. 217 00:14:17,353 --> 00:14:19,152 Afternoon, Mrs Dobson! 218 00:14:19,153 --> 00:14:20,810 I'll see you at the house. 219 00:14:20,812 --> 00:14:22,681 Hope you didn't have a big breakfast. 220 00:14:22,682 --> 00:14:24,551 - Why's that? - You'll see. 221 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,580 Go on, lad. Don't be shy. 222 00:14:35,313 --> 00:14:36,633 Go on! 223 00:14:51,273 --> 00:14:52,553 Tricki. 224 00:14:55,673 --> 00:14:57,152 Come in, Mr Mulligan. 225 00:14:57,153 --> 00:14:59,513 I'm sorry to put you out like this, Mr Farnon. 226 00:14:59,515 --> 00:15:01,193 Clancy was sick again this morning. 227 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,642 No trouble at all, we would never leave an animal in distress. 228 00:15:03,643 --> 00:15:06,112 We have not stopped all morning. 229 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,392 Just point me in the right direction, Siegfried, 230 00:15:08,393 --> 00:15:09,872 - no task is too great. - Then you'll 231 00:15:09,873 --> 00:15:12,340 have no qualms about examining Clancy? 232 00:15:12,341 --> 00:15:14,061 Oh, good God! 233 00:15:17,073 --> 00:15:19,633 What a delightful animal. 234 00:15:21,233 --> 00:15:24,165 If you'd just like to come through here. Yes. 235 00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:25,834 Come on Clancy. Come on. 236 00:15:25,835 --> 00:15:27,515 Sieg... 237 00:15:32,913 --> 00:15:34,513 All right. There you go. 238 00:15:38,953 --> 00:15:41,473 What seems to be the problem, Joe? 239 00:15:43,073 --> 00:15:45,112 Well, he's still vomiting bad, he is. 240 00:15:45,113 --> 00:15:47,380 MR Farnon gave him some medication 241 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,515 - but it don't seem to have done the trick. - I see. 242 00:15:51,336 --> 00:15:53,438 You'll be wanting to have a good look over him, then? 243 00:15:53,439 --> 00:15:56,222 Hmm? Oh, yes. Yes. Naturally. Yes. 244 00:16:04,353 --> 00:16:06,793 Not on your nelly. 245 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,992 Joe. Joe. 246 00:16:17,993 --> 00:16:21,060 This should be enough to last you a week or so. 247 00:16:21,061 --> 00:16:25,301 Well, thank you kindly, sir. Real gentleman, isn't he, Clancy? 248 00:16:26,473 --> 00:16:28,793 Come on Clans. 249 00:16:30,378 --> 00:16:32,912 How can he love something so ferocious? 250 00:16:32,913 --> 00:16:35,847 No doubt he faced worse terrors on the front. 251 00:16:35,848 --> 00:16:39,168 Many men like him lost their hearing as a result. 252 00:16:40,231 --> 00:16:43,032 - Was the hound much trouble? - Oh, not really. 253 00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:46,072 He seemed lively enough. Just needs to improve his diet. 254 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,952 So now we're responsible for feeding 255 00:16:47,953 --> 00:16:50,152 every poorly nourished dog in Darrowby? 256 00:16:50,153 --> 00:16:53,512 - Siegfried, it's one packet of food. - Oh, I know. That's kind of you. 257 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,032 We can't make a habit of it. 258 00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:58,632 Even though his bad diet is probably the root cause of the vomiting? 259 00:16:58,633 --> 00:17:01,752 - What do you mean by probably? - Possibly. Apparently. Presumably. 260 00:17:01,753 --> 00:17:04,592 I know what it means. Why say it? You should know! 261 00:17:04,593 --> 00:17:07,192 Well, can anyone ever be certain? 262 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:10,352 I take it you did a full examination to rule out, anything else? 263 00:17:10,353 --> 00:17:12,272 Mm-hm. Yes. 264 00:17:12,273 --> 00:17:15,074 As I'm sure you did, when you last saw him? 265 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:18,032 - Naturally. - Well, there we are then. 266 00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:20,633 Come on, Tricki, time for another walk. 267 00:17:25,073 --> 00:17:27,473 Thank you for the feast, Mrs Dobson. 268 00:17:27,474 --> 00:17:31,592 Here, take these sausages, Mr Herriot. Bye, love. 269 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,472 God, you could roll me home. 270 00:17:33,473 --> 00:17:36,672 Dales hospitality. One of the perks of the job. 271 00:17:36,673 --> 00:17:39,032 I haven't given you so much as a glass of water. 272 00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:41,196 - I'm feeling guilty now. - Oh, don't be. 273 00:17:41,198 --> 00:17:43,912 I could give you a lift home if you like. It's really no bother. 274 00:17:43,913 --> 00:17:45,633 Oh, thanks. 275 00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,713 Is that Hugh? 276 00:18:15,233 --> 00:18:16,408 Problem? 277 00:18:16,410 --> 00:18:19,259 Nothing for you to worry yourself about, Herriot. 278 00:18:21,953 --> 00:18:23,659 - Helen. - Hello, Hugh. 279 00:18:23,815 --> 00:18:25,735 What a lovely surprise? 280 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:28,912 James gave me a lift back from Mr Dobson's. 281 00:18:28,913 --> 00:18:31,072 Very gallant of you. 282 00:18:31,073 --> 00:18:33,248 - See you've thrown a shoe. - Hm? 283 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:36,266 - Flat tyre. - Right, yes. Funny. 284 00:18:36,502 --> 00:18:39,512 I've already sent for a mechanic. He should be along in a moment. 285 00:18:39,513 --> 00:18:41,380 I don't mind giving it a go. 286 00:18:42,353 --> 00:18:44,487 Is there a tool kit in the back? 287 00:18:44,488 --> 00:18:47,328 Um... You know, I've no idea. 288 00:18:48,233 --> 00:18:51,633 Really, Herriot, it's actually quite a valuable car. 289 00:18:51,634 --> 00:18:54,954 Well, James sounds like he knows what he's doing. 290 00:18:55,913 --> 00:19:00,580 Come on, please, Tricki, the pub's just there, it's no distance at all. 291 00:19:04,753 --> 00:19:08,152 Hey. There might be a lady dog in there. 292 00:19:10,873 --> 00:19:13,033 I won't crack. 293 00:19:15,993 --> 00:19:18,660 I'm not carrying you. Genuinely. I'm not. 294 00:19:23,313 --> 00:19:26,912 Siegfried will let me jump through one hoop after another. 295 00:19:26,913 --> 00:19:29,232 Aww! Isn't he just gorgeous. 296 00:19:29,233 --> 00:19:32,272 Eventually the hoops will get so high, that I'll get caught 297 00:19:32,273 --> 00:19:35,272 halfway and be left dangling with my backside in the wind. 298 00:19:35,273 --> 00:19:37,792 Now that's a lovely image. 299 00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:40,872 Can I hold him? 300 00:19:40,873 --> 00:19:42,113 Be my guest. 301 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,992 Hello! Come here. 302 00:19:45,993 --> 00:19:47,860 I need to get Tricki walking 303 00:19:47,861 --> 00:19:50,995 and lose weight to get my cheque from Siegfried. 304 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,557 You know, Maggie, I'm beginning to wonder 305 00:19:54,559 --> 00:19:56,832 if you're really engaging with this problem of mine. 306 00:19:56,833 --> 00:20:00,232 You want him to give you money and he wants you to earn it, doesn't he? 307 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,473 Yes. Which I do? 308 00:20:03,313 --> 00:20:07,192 Not long ago I was on this very spot collecting debts for the business. 309 00:20:07,193 --> 00:20:10,084 And spending it as quickly as it came in. 310 00:20:10,086 --> 00:20:11,338 He got what he was due. 311 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,687 You'd think he might start showing some faith in me. 312 00:20:13,689 --> 00:20:16,359 What? You mean when he asks you to do something, 313 00:20:16,361 --> 00:20:18,642 he expects you'll shirk off instead of getting on with it? 314 00:20:18,643 --> 00:20:19,999 - Outrageous! - Hm. 315 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,392 It's not my fault. The dog won't walk. 316 00:20:22,393 --> 00:20:25,527 - What am I supposed to do? - I don't know, Tristan. 317 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:29,462 It would take a mind greater than mine to work that one out. 318 00:20:36,073 --> 00:20:38,993 Maggie, do you have any string? 319 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:51,832 ? Such horrible dreams which you very much better be awake 320 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:54,232 ? For you dream you are crossing The Channel 321 00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:56,192 ? And tossing About in a steamer from Harwich 322 00:20:56,193 --> 00:20:58,592 ? Which is something between a large bathing machine 323 00:20:58,593 --> 00:21:00,522 ? And a very small second-class carriage 324 00:21:00,524 --> 00:21:02,552 ? And you're giving a treat Penny ice and cold meat 325 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:04,216 ? To a party of friends and relations 326 00:21:04,218 --> 00:21:06,432 ? They're a ravenous horde and they all came on board 327 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,313 ? At Sloane Square and South Kensington stations 328 00:21:08,314 --> 00:21:10,274 ? And bound on that journey you find your attorney 329 00:21:10,275 --> 00:21:11,752 ? Who started that morning from Devon 330 00:21:11,753 --> 00:21:13,592 ? He's a bit undersized 331 00:21:13,593 --> 00:21:15,032 ? And you don't feel surprised 332 00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:16,752 ? When he tells you he's only eleven... ? 333 00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:19,420 You better not be spoiling your appetite. 334 00:21:19,421 --> 00:21:21,712 No. I was, just, um, taking stock. 335 00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:23,158 Why? What've you got planned for us? 336 00:21:23,178 --> 00:21:25,807 Roast Beef with all the trimmings. 337 00:21:43,073 --> 00:21:46,352 Would you like to be the man that's more hands on? 338 00:21:46,353 --> 00:21:49,152 Stop it! Stop it. James is right there... 339 00:21:49,153 --> 00:21:51,592 - Why should he care? - All done. 340 00:21:51,593 --> 00:21:53,913 Stop it, Hugh. Be kind. 341 00:21:57,113 --> 00:22:00,712 - Good man, much appreciated. - My pleasure. 342 00:22:00,713 --> 00:22:03,232 And sincerely, I would never have managed. 343 00:22:03,233 --> 00:22:05,232 I'm not really that mechanically minded. 344 00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:07,512 My school didn't really go in for that sort of thing. 345 00:22:07,513 --> 00:22:10,314 - He did study Ancient Greek though. - Oh, yes. 346 00:22:10,315 --> 00:22:13,116 - Incredibly useful round these parts. - I bet. 347 00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:15,232 Well, thanks again for this. 348 00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:18,312 And for what you did for... for Andante. 349 00:22:18,313 --> 00:22:21,263 I think James was almost as upset about it, as you were. 350 00:22:21,264 --> 00:22:22,264 Hm. 351 00:22:22,753 --> 00:22:25,432 Father made me shoot a stag once. 352 00:22:25,433 --> 00:22:27,472 Beautiful thing. 353 00:22:27,473 --> 00:22:30,993 Felt rotten about it after. Never again. 354 00:22:34,292 --> 00:22:37,152 You giving me a lift back? I think we've put James out enough already. 355 00:22:37,153 --> 00:22:40,153 - Love to. - Bye, James. - Bye. 356 00:22:51,553 --> 00:22:56,072 Well, Mrs Hall, this is certainly a lot of food. 357 00:22:56,073 --> 00:22:58,473 Well, you've all been hard at it all 358 00:22:58,474 --> 00:23:01,275 day, I expect you've worked up an appetite. 359 00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:17,313 Something smells delicious. 360 00:23:18,473 --> 00:23:20,952 Oh, God, my feet are killing me. 361 00:23:20,953 --> 00:23:23,232 You don't mean you've been walking him all this time? 362 00:23:23,233 --> 00:23:26,034 Must've done three or four miles, at least. 363 00:23:26,035 --> 00:23:29,235 I'll have Tricki-woo in tip-top shape in no time. 364 00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:42,512 What's wrong wi' you? Seen a sparrow eat more. 365 00:23:42,513 --> 00:23:45,512 And you. Normally it's like feeding gannets. 366 00:23:45,513 --> 00:23:48,047 I don't suppose there's any more gravy? 367 00:24:02,075 --> 00:24:05,712 - Dobson's? - Ate my own weight in Yorkshire puddings. 368 00:24:05,713 --> 00:24:07,009 You? 369 00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:10,752 Mrs Pumphrey's pork pies are certainly quite moreish. 370 00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:12,992 And then there was the pate. 371 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,912 Gentlemen, never fear. 372 00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:16,232 Ah! 373 00:24:16,233 --> 00:24:18,752 Cometh the hour, cometh the man. 374 00:24:18,753 --> 00:24:21,153 Anything to help you, Siegfried. 375 00:24:24,553 --> 00:24:25,793 Hm. 376 00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:28,833 - Good boy. - Mm. 377 00:24:36,873 --> 00:24:38,553 Ah. 378 00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:13,710 Tristan. Tristan. 379 00:25:20,230 --> 00:25:21,550 Uh! 380 00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:25,750 Oh, God! Ugh! 381 00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:29,151 Oh, no. I'm coming... 382 00:25:37,790 --> 00:25:39,990 Coming! 383 00:25:41,710 --> 00:25:43,350 Darrowby 2297. 384 00:25:44,790 --> 00:25:45,829 Mrs Pumphrey. 385 00:25:45,830 --> 00:25:48,629 Oh, I, I feel simply ghastly. 386 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:51,549 - I haven't slept a wink. - Mrs Pumphrey, I assure you, 387 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,217 Tricki's absolutely fine. 388 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:56,098 - Can I have a little word? - Go ahead. 389 00:25:58,710 --> 00:26:01,909 Oh, you mean with Tricki? 390 00:26:01,910 --> 00:26:03,829 Of course. 391 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:05,870 Here, Tricki. 392 00:26:12,630 --> 00:26:15,710 There we go. Here we go. 393 00:26:17,030 --> 00:26:19,189 Speak to Mummy. 394 00:26:19,190 --> 00:26:20,870 Speak. 395 00:26:31,270 --> 00:26:35,869 Oh, he sounds so hoarse. 396 00:26:35,870 --> 00:26:38,869 Give him a little kiss from Mummy. 397 00:26:38,870 --> 00:26:40,910 - A kiss? - Of course. 398 00:26:42,510 --> 00:26:44,350 Mwah. 399 00:26:55,630 --> 00:26:57,164 Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah! 400 00:27:02,670 --> 00:27:06,029 Oh, that phone has not stopped all morning. 401 00:27:06,030 --> 00:27:08,229 Set yourself down, Triss. I'll get you some breakfast. 402 00:27:08,230 --> 00:27:09,909 Mrs Pumphrey happy? 403 00:27:09,910 --> 00:27:12,389 Utterly bonkers, but seems pleased enough. 404 00:27:12,390 --> 00:27:14,349 Now, could've been the gin talking, 405 00:27:14,350 --> 00:27:16,843 but I think Tricki might have gained a new uncle. 406 00:27:16,845 --> 00:27:20,006 Oh, and Dobson called for you, Jim. Said not to bother going up to 407 00:27:20,008 --> 00:27:21,632 check on Clive again, apparently 408 00:27:21,634 --> 00:27:25,189 - he's sewing his oats all over the place. - That's fantastic news! 409 00:27:25,190 --> 00:27:28,109 Fort Clive, I mean. And the cows, obviously. 410 00:27:28,110 --> 00:27:31,309 The Aldersons, that beast brings in a tidy sum. 411 00:27:31,310 --> 00:27:33,030 Helen will be pleased. 412 00:27:35,572 --> 00:27:37,101 I'd best be going. 413 00:27:37,103 --> 00:27:39,313 It's all right to leave Tricki with you again? 414 00:27:39,314 --> 00:27:40,049 Mm-hm. 415 00:27:40,051 --> 00:27:42,869 I've a full day's activities planned for us. 416 00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:44,804 So, Siegfried, I hate to nag, 417 00:27:44,805 --> 00:27:48,872 but have you given any more consideration towards that cheque? 418 00:27:48,873 --> 00:27:50,538 I have. 419 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:55,229 Only it'll take some time to clear before I can spend any of it. 420 00:27:55,230 --> 00:27:59,469 There are lots of books I need, you know. For studying. 421 00:27:59,470 --> 00:28:02,230 Oh. No-one move. 422 00:28:05,830 --> 00:28:09,470 You see. Properly motivated, he pulls his finger out. 423 00:28:17,270 --> 00:28:19,149 Dobson called. 424 00:28:19,150 --> 00:28:22,910 Oh, right. Here, make yourself useful. 425 00:28:25,749 --> 00:28:27,949 I am pleased to report that Clive 426 00:28:27,950 --> 00:28:31,389 is having a rare old time with Dobson's cows. 427 00:28:31,390 --> 00:28:33,590 Oh, James, that's fantastic news! 428 00:28:33,591 --> 00:28:36,629 Here. Wait there. I'm baking something. 429 00:28:36,630 --> 00:28:40,564 - You don't have to do that. - No, back in a minute. Wait there. 430 00:28:43,710 --> 00:28:45,430 Oh, sugar. 431 00:28:49,418 --> 00:28:51,069 What are you doing with our eggs? 432 00:28:51,070 --> 00:28:54,109 Oh, I was just helping... Yeah, helping yourself? No, no, no. 433 00:28:54,110 --> 00:28:56,949 Listen, I work damn hard keeping this place going. 434 00:28:56,950 --> 00:28:59,629 Do you think I'm gonna stand here, and watch a bloody thief? 435 00:28:59,630 --> 00:29:02,149 I'm the vet, Siegfried's assistant. 436 00:29:02,150 --> 00:29:03,470 I'm James Herriot. 437 00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:07,644 Right. What're you doing up here, then? 438 00:29:07,645 --> 00:29:11,669 I was... I was telling Helen about Clive. 439 00:29:11,670 --> 00:29:14,149 He's doing well now at Dobsons farm. 440 00:29:14,150 --> 00:29:18,150 Afternoon. James. Our Helen's just burning something for you. 441 00:29:18,151 --> 00:29:19,589 Hello, Jenny. 442 00:29:19,590 --> 00:29:22,989 She wants to thank me for getting Clive going. 443 00:29:22,990 --> 00:29:25,688 Right. Are we not paying you for that, then? 444 00:29:25,690 --> 00:29:27,742 Leave him be, Dad, it's just something to say, 445 00:29:27,743 --> 00:29:29,611 thank you for everything James has done. 446 00:29:29,613 --> 00:29:31,307 They look great. 447 00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:35,271 - You might want to scrape the top off. - Yeah. 448 00:29:35,272 --> 00:29:38,206 You might want to bring him my chisel, Jenny. 449 00:29:39,670 --> 00:29:42,069 Hmm... 450 00:29:42,070 --> 00:29:45,390 - Delicious. - They're not too terrible? 451 00:29:46,390 --> 00:29:48,429 Quite a unique flavour. 452 00:29:48,430 --> 00:29:50,349 They're awful, aren't they? 453 00:29:50,350 --> 00:29:54,709 Honestly... some of the worst I've ever had. 454 00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:07,670 - Afternoon. - Afternoon, Mr Farnon. 455 00:31:09,230 --> 00:31:11,429 When did that come back? 456 00:31:11,430 --> 00:31:15,109 What did you call me? Patron Saint of Lost Causes? 457 00:31:15,110 --> 00:31:18,270 Among many other much more flattering things. 458 00:31:20,470 --> 00:31:24,604 I'll drive you to Scarborough, we won't stop until we find him. 459 00:31:24,605 --> 00:31:26,805 I've chased Edward long enough. 460 00:31:28,190 --> 00:31:29,524 He knows where I am. 461 00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:35,190 Tris? 462 00:31:36,350 --> 00:31:38,269 Oh, set yourself down, I'll make you some tea. 463 00:31:38,270 --> 00:31:40,270 No, I'm not ready to rest yet. 464 00:31:40,271 --> 00:31:43,351 I want to weigh Tricki, to chart his progress. 465 00:31:45,230 --> 00:31:48,270 Go on, stop punishing him. 466 00:31:49,990 --> 00:31:52,750 He's done everything you asked and more. 467 00:32:13,709 --> 00:32:15,909 - How's he getting on? - Yes, well... 468 00:32:15,910 --> 00:32:17,097 Well? 469 00:32:17,098 --> 00:32:19,309 - Very well, actually. - Good. 470 00:32:19,310 --> 00:32:20,749 All that hard graft paying off. 471 00:32:20,750 --> 00:32:23,189 - Feel like I've shed a few pounds too. - Let's see, then. 472 00:32:23,190 --> 00:32:25,910 - Oh, I don't think I'll quite fit on there. - Not you, man. The dog. 473 00:32:25,911 --> 00:32:29,429 It's only been two days, it'd be unusual to see too much change. 474 00:32:29,430 --> 00:32:32,149 You just said he was doing very well? 475 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:33,950 I think I said he was well. 476 00:32:33,951 --> 00:32:37,989 And I asked, "Well?" And you said, "Very well, actually." 477 00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:39,750 - Did I? - You did. 478 00:32:41,470 --> 00:32:42,982 Put him on the scales. 479 00:32:42,984 --> 00:32:45,629 Look, I've been measuring out his food, walking him constantly. 480 00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:47,297 - I swear... - On the scales. 481 00:32:57,390 --> 00:33:02,190 He's heavier. I don't know why, I expected anything different. 482 00:33:03,350 --> 00:33:04,789 What's that supposed to mean? 483 00:33:04,790 --> 00:33:08,309 Four-mile walks? Meticulous monitoring of his diet? 484 00:33:08,310 --> 00:33:10,509 Why do you never fail to live down to my expectations. 485 00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:13,029 - Now hang on a minute, that's not fair. - Just when I thought 486 00:33:13,030 --> 00:33:15,029 you might've changed. I should've known better. 487 00:33:15,030 --> 00:33:17,349 I'm telling you the truth. I have been walking him. 488 00:33:17,350 --> 00:33:19,829 I'm sorry, I don't believe you. 489 00:33:19,830 --> 00:33:22,349 And if you think I'm gonna throw good money after bad, 490 00:33:22,350 --> 00:33:23,836 you've got another thing coming. 491 00:33:23,838 --> 00:33:25,429 Mr Farnon, wait a minute. 492 00:33:27,070 --> 00:33:28,150 Tris...? 493 00:33:38,110 --> 00:33:39,949 Hold on a minute. Tristan. 494 00:33:39,950 --> 00:33:41,950 Oh! 495 00:33:57,950 --> 00:34:00,230 - Mrs Pumphrey. - I'm so sorry, I... 496 00:34:02,550 --> 00:34:05,509 I couldn't stay away a minute longer. 497 00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:07,229 Oh, it's hard, isn't it? 498 00:34:07,230 --> 00:34:09,989 Come on in. They're all out at the 499 00:34:09,990 --> 00:34:13,589 moment, but I'm sure they'll be back soon. 500 00:34:13,590 --> 00:34:17,070 Oh, and Tricki? 501 00:34:18,430 --> 00:34:19,949 He's around here somewhere. 502 00:34:19,950 --> 00:34:22,789 Set yourself down, I'll make you some tea. 503 00:34:22,790 --> 00:34:24,257 Charming little house. 504 00:34:24,258 --> 00:34:28,389 So, so compact and functional. 505 00:34:28,390 --> 00:34:30,110 Like a Swiss army knife. 506 00:34:31,550 --> 00:34:32,670 Hm. 507 00:34:42,310 --> 00:34:44,030 Oh, those boys. 508 00:34:47,950 --> 00:34:49,710 Oh. 509 00:34:54,870 --> 00:34:57,029 Tea. Good idea, Mrs Hall. 510 00:34:57,030 --> 00:34:58,564 Well, It's not for you. 511 00:34:58,565 --> 00:35:00,429 Mrs Pumphrey's here. 512 00:35:00,430 --> 00:35:02,150 I can't find Tricki. 513 00:35:10,590 --> 00:35:13,149 Mrs Pumphrey. I do apologise. 514 00:35:13,150 --> 00:35:15,709 I'm afraid you've just missed Tricki. 515 00:35:15,710 --> 00:35:19,949 James or, uh, Tristan, or possibly even both of them, 516 00:35:19,950 --> 00:35:21,869 have taken him for a walk. 517 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:23,829 Uh, they may be some time. 518 00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:28,429 - I'll wait, if that's not too much trouble. - No, of course not. 519 00:35:36,430 --> 00:35:39,389 - You quite all right? - What? Yes, um, 520 00:35:39,390 --> 00:35:41,857 gin, wasn't it, your tipple of choice? 521 00:35:41,858 --> 00:35:43,549 It's twelve o'clock. 522 00:35:43,550 --> 00:35:46,217 Your housekeeper offered me a cup of tea. 523 00:35:46,218 --> 00:35:47,698 Coming, Mrs Pumphrey. 524 00:35:51,590 --> 00:35:53,029 Oh, Tricki! 525 00:35:53,030 --> 00:35:55,189 Is that Tricki? Tricki! 526 00:35:55,190 --> 00:35:57,389 - Well, where is he? - I'm sorry, who? 527 00:35:57,390 --> 00:35:59,149 We were just telling Mrs Pumphrey 528 00:35:59,150 --> 00:36:01,589 about all the exercise Tricki's been getting. 529 00:36:01,590 --> 00:36:03,589 - Oh. - He doesn't leave Tristan's side. 530 00:36:03,590 --> 00:36:07,269 - That is patently a lie. - Would you excuse us a minute? 531 00:36:07,270 --> 00:36:08,829 We can't find Tricki-woo. 532 00:36:08,830 --> 00:36:12,309 - Is it possible he left with you? - Me? No, what about you? 533 00:36:12,310 --> 00:36:15,309 - Why would he leave with me? - Maybe you left the door open. 534 00:36:15,310 --> 00:36:18,111 I am far to careful. It must have been you. 535 00:36:18,112 --> 00:36:21,712 Both of you quiet down! Check upstairs. Quickly. Go on. 536 00:36:27,550 --> 00:36:29,470 Oh, thank you. 537 00:36:33,350 --> 00:36:34,750 Tricki-woo! 538 00:36:44,030 --> 00:36:45,897 What would I do without him? 539 00:36:45,899 --> 00:36:49,112 And you're sure you've looked absolutely everywhere? 540 00:36:49,129 --> 00:36:51,807 - Yes. Upstairs. Every bedroom. - Even under Tristan's bed. 541 00:36:51,809 --> 00:36:53,910 You know there are actual toadstools growing there. 542 00:36:53,911 --> 00:36:56,510 He must've got out. Let's organise a search party. 543 00:36:56,511 --> 00:36:58,830 Oh, God, I can't believe we've lost him. Poor little man. 544 00:36:58,831 --> 00:37:00,549 Who've you lost? 545 00:37:00,550 --> 00:37:02,589 Tricki!? Oh, my God! 546 00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:06,124 - James, well done! - Oh, thank the Lord. - Oh, no see this. 547 00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:08,749 He's been at the liquors. 548 00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:11,509 - And God knows what else! - We'll have to tell Mrs Pumphrey. 549 00:37:11,510 --> 00:37:14,869 No. It would only upset her and slow us down. We need to sedate him 550 00:37:14,870 --> 00:37:17,004 and give him a stomach pump now! 551 00:37:22,513 --> 00:37:24,472 Try not to worry. 552 00:37:24,473 --> 00:37:28,512 I'll have James call you as soon as he's back from his walk. 553 00:37:28,513 --> 00:37:30,713 That would be kind. 554 00:37:36,995 --> 00:37:39,338 She gone, let's get to it. Mask. 555 00:37:39,339 --> 00:37:41,867 - Uh... - I think it's in my jacket. 556 00:37:46,153 --> 00:37:47,473 Here. 557 00:37:50,433 --> 00:37:52,633 There we are. 558 00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:55,273 There we are. 559 00:38:00,713 --> 00:38:02,273 That's it. 560 00:38:03,393 --> 00:38:04,713 That's it. 561 00:38:13,473 --> 00:38:16,672 How on Earth did he get into the hamper? 562 00:38:16,673 --> 00:38:18,952 Why are you looking at me? 563 00:38:18,953 --> 00:38:22,072 I should never have left him with you. Chocolate, alcohol. 564 00:38:22,073 --> 00:38:24,272 There's no telling what it could do to his insides. 565 00:38:24,273 --> 00:38:25,432 And why's that my fault? 566 00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:27,632 I haven't seen or touched that hamper since it arrived. 567 00:38:27,633 --> 00:38:31,633 I don't know how he got into it, but it has nothing to do me. 568 00:38:32,193 --> 00:38:36,433 Jim. I promise you, this is nothing to do with me. 569 00:38:37,094 --> 00:38:39,517 Why is everything around here always my fault? 570 00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:40,872 Because it usually is! 571 00:38:40,873 --> 00:38:44,792 Who else would be stupid enough to leave a hamper some place 572 00:38:44,793 --> 00:38:47,432 - Tricki could get at it! - Perhaps the recriminations can wait 573 00:38:47,433 --> 00:38:51,500 - until Tricki's finished his treatment. - And perhaps they can't! 574 00:38:53,633 --> 00:38:55,313 Yes, well, um... 575 00:38:57,433 --> 00:39:02,713 I don't think, in this case, Tristan is entirely to blame. 576 00:39:08,553 --> 00:39:10,433 If at all, really. 577 00:39:11,753 --> 00:39:15,020 You see, if he weren't so addicted to a rich diet, 578 00:39:15,021 --> 00:39:18,288 he wouldn't have sought it out in the first place. 579 00:39:20,633 --> 00:39:21,913 Siegfried? 580 00:39:24,073 --> 00:39:27,207 The hamper was left on the floor of the study... 581 00:39:28,193 --> 00:39:30,152 ...by me. 582 00:39:30,153 --> 00:39:33,433 Tristan is not to blame, James. I am. 583 00:39:35,113 --> 00:39:36,553 He did nothing wrong. 584 00:39:38,113 --> 00:39:39,313 It was me. 585 00:39:41,993 --> 00:39:43,749 - Jim. - Yes? 586 00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:45,552 Are we hallucinating? 587 00:39:45,553 --> 00:39:50,087 Yes, all right, it was my bloody fault. There's no need to rub it in! 588 00:39:50,088 --> 00:39:52,632 - Sorry. - Oh, don't worry about it. 589 00:39:52,633 --> 00:39:55,033 It was worth it to hear him say that. 590 00:39:57,393 --> 00:39:59,060 Will Tricki be all right? 591 00:39:59,061 --> 00:40:02,141 Once we get some fluids into him, he should start to recover. 592 00:40:02,142 --> 00:40:03,328 Hm. 593 00:40:05,473 --> 00:40:06,913 Fluids! 594 00:40:33,873 --> 00:40:34,993 Oh, my boofoms! 595 00:40:37,513 --> 00:40:41,513 Oh, my boofoms is home. 596 00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:47,406 My goodness, he feels like a sack of spanners. 597 00:40:47,408 --> 00:40:49,111 He must be starving. 598 00:40:49,112 --> 00:40:52,592 Tricki's been on a carefully regulated diet, and his condition's much improved. 599 00:40:52,593 --> 00:40:55,592 And we've taken a lot of walks this last week. Haven't we, Tricki? 600 00:40:55,593 --> 00:40:58,353 Oh, doesn't he just love his Uncle Triss? 601 00:40:59,953 --> 00:41:02,087 Remember his diet, Mrs Pumphrey. 602 00:41:02,088 --> 00:41:07,792 Yes, yes. Two cups of dried biscuits and ONLY brown meat. 603 00:41:07,793 --> 00:41:10,792 Bye, Tricki. Mrs Pumphrey. 604 00:41:10,793 --> 00:41:15,673 Darling. Oh, Mummy loves you! 605 00:41:17,833 --> 00:41:20,312 James will take you on to the station, 606 00:41:20,313 --> 00:41:22,371 there's no sense in all of us being there. 607 00:41:22,373 --> 00:41:24,313 No. I suppose not. 608 00:41:27,233 --> 00:41:29,633 - I'll see you at Christmas, then. - Yep. 609 00:41:34,193 --> 00:41:37,512 What? You're not waiting for a hug? We're not huggers now, are we? 610 00:41:37,513 --> 00:41:41,713 - God, no. There's still the small matter of the... - Oh, of course. 611 00:41:44,153 --> 00:41:46,152 Isn't that lovely? 612 00:41:46,153 --> 00:41:48,672 If not, I'm going to eat some of this. 613 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:49,953 Yes. 614 00:41:51,433 --> 00:41:53,152 - Oh, yummy. - Unbelievable. 615 00:41:53,153 --> 00:41:57,353 I can't begin to tell you what this means, I won't let you down. 616 00:41:59,953 --> 00:42:02,912 It is the definition of insanity, 617 00:42:02,913 --> 00:42:04,632 doing the same thing over and over 618 00:42:04,633 --> 00:42:06,832 again and expecting a different result. 619 00:42:06,833 --> 00:42:09,192 - Siegfried, what's happening? - It's not you Tris. 620 00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:11,192 I've seen with my own eyes what you can achieve 621 00:42:11,193 --> 00:42:12,832 when you put your mind to it. 622 00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:15,713 - It's these damn tutors letting you down. - No. No. They really haven't, 623 00:42:15,714 --> 00:42:17,401 - they're all first-rate. - I'll teach you! 624 00:42:17,402 --> 00:42:20,020 Come Winter you can sit your exams again. 625 00:42:20,021 --> 00:42:23,621 Under my guidance, I have no doubt you'll sail through! 626 00:42:33,873 --> 00:42:35,792 You're back? What have you forgotten? 627 00:42:35,793 --> 00:42:37,152 That my brother's a lunatic. 628 00:42:37,153 --> 00:42:40,087 Siegfried's decided to tutor Tristan himself. 629 00:42:40,088 --> 00:42:42,312 You're staying! Oh, dear. 630 00:42:42,313 --> 00:42:43,712 You know, that must be hard. 631 00:42:43,713 --> 00:42:45,312 It's going to be torture. 632 00:42:45,313 --> 00:42:46,792 I'm sure he means well. 633 00:42:46,793 --> 00:42:48,192 I for one am glad you're staying. 634 00:42:48,193 --> 00:42:51,712 The only reason he's doing it is to punish me. For what? I have no idea. 635 00:42:51,713 --> 00:42:53,912 Maybe it's because you lied about passing your exams. 636 00:42:53,913 --> 00:42:55,872 I didn't lie, technically. 637 00:42:55,873 --> 00:42:57,232 You do drink his best whisky. 638 00:42:57,233 --> 00:42:58,952 I honestly can't tell the difference. 639 00:42:58,953 --> 00:43:00,620 Well, that makes it worse. 640 00:43:00,622 --> 00:43:03,353 What about the time you spent all his money in the Drovers? 641 00:43:03,355 --> 00:43:04,361 What's that? 642 00:43:04,362 --> 00:43:08,007 Nothing Mrs H, just Jim being funny. Trying to be. 643 00:43:08,008 --> 00:43:09,512 Tristan! 644 00:43:09,513 --> 00:43:10,833 Oh, here we go. 645 00:43:12,353 --> 00:43:13,592 Ah, there you are. 646 00:43:13,593 --> 00:43:15,472 I've brought back someone very 647 00:43:15,473 --> 00:43:17,712 special for your first practical experience. 648 00:43:17,713 --> 00:43:19,580 I'm giddy with anticipation. 649 00:43:19,581 --> 00:43:22,072 Mr Farnon. 650 00:43:27,993 --> 00:43:30,460 Clancy means the world to Mr Mulligan. 651 00:43:31,753 --> 00:43:33,953 I think we owe it to both of them 652 00:43:33,954 --> 00:43:38,434 to carry out a full physical examination. Don't you? 653 00:43:40,753 --> 00:43:41,992 Right, Clancy. 654 00:43:44,193 --> 00:43:48,953 Ah, look at him smiling. I reckon he's a fan of yours, Mr Farnon. 655 00:43:50,993 --> 00:43:55,393 Mr Mulligan, does it not scare you when you hear him growl like...? 656 00:43:56,433 --> 00:43:58,472 - Mr Mulligan? - Ah, good boy. 657 00:43:58,473 --> 00:44:01,513 Mr Mulligan? That's my boy. There now. 658 00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:09,633 No, of course it doesn't. 659 00:44:15,393 --> 00:44:19,273 Siegfried, I think the bark may be far worse than the bite. 660 00:44:22,113 --> 00:44:23,352 Good boy! 661 00:44:23,353 --> 00:44:26,793 You're not so fierce, are you? Aww, good boy! 662 00:44:28,953 --> 00:44:30,473 Aww!